Photog deprived.

This one is my favorite, but I can't put it up because of my little stomach roll.

I need a camera so I can log my life! Damn it!

Tattooooo.

I can't wait to get my tattoo. Christ I've been waiting forever! I just want a Laine reminder, all day every day. Oh hell yeah.

Now I can't post pictures anymore. Damn thieves. Have to buy a new one with the money I don't have.

Oh life.

So I don't have any pictures to post...because...my car has been broken into again! This will be the third or fourth time. Lovely. Except this time, I really fucked up. I accidentally left my social security card in there for my new job purposes. These people knew what the fuck was up. They went through everything I had. My trunk, seat pockets, dash, glovebox. They took my emergency car kit (not the tow rope though, thank the heavens above), wallet, stereo, camera, silver change, shitty jewelry, bank envelopes. I hate myself for leaving my stuff in the car, but you figure that if you lock the doors then it will be okay. No. It won't. I thought if I hid my purse, it would be okay. No. It won't. Now I have a broken car, broken dash, and partially broken spirit. I can only take so much. Working seven days a week, never getting ahead, not knowing what to do with my life, not being as good in school as my sibling, fighting my genetic make-up, consistent health problems, loneliness, unhappiness, etc. What to do, what to do. I need a day off. I need to hike. I need to relax. I need something to make it better. A couple thousand dollars sure wouldn't hurt. People in this town repaying what they owe me. Not just money, but favors, love, care, attention. I'm tired of taking care of people, it's hard enough to take care of myself. Don't they understand? I give it all.

Go big, or go home.

ReMaxamillion.

This is me at my weekend job! I love it, if you can't tell. I have a BUNCH of these, but this one just looked the funniest. To make up for that picture I put of you the other day. That was a good day at work though. No fat annoying Byron (evil agent), the copy machine was broken (I couldn't do anything!) and Krista Koth brought her dog in! A german shepard straight out of Germany. He was soooo gorgeous. Sooo gorgeous. Like I was drooling. He made my day. And he loved me! And I got to go home early that day, and go to yoga. Yay for yoga. My life...is okay.

Story time!

Once upon a time, two awesome girls got drunk, and went on a party adventure. Then they took a break to nap in a church courtyard that they used to go to when they were in grade school. Where they ditched the religious bullshit to hang out with hooligans in a basement with painted wall and condoms. Sunburned and red, they walked/danced their way to a pretty lame bonfire. Then decided to leave, but not really. They had a magical man named Davey come pick them up, and take them to another lame party, that one of the girls was tooooo drunk for. So they walked home, in the rain, soaking wet shoes, clothes. But my sunburn felt a little better.

The End!

Ouch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Hk7zc4oGs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5rhhQbyYV0

For my own personal knowledge. I'm at work.

Katamari world?

Oh and we have to do this. Like have to do this. I could come to Madison for Halloween! I wanna be the queen though. AND that bottom picture is a cake. Yeah, that's right. When I get married, this is what I'm having. Ooooh yeah.

Small update.

You haven't ever met Dante, but he's curious to meet you. Today, I cleaned, ate tomato soup, went to the gym, cleaned an office building, opened a downtown building, and went out with Arthur. Boring. It's your first day of work today! Don't know when you'll read this, but I hope you have a great day! And learn how to pronounce it. And send my tattoo. PLEASE!

Boom baby!

Awww. We're so cute. Just makes you wanna puke. But the hike, now there was nothing nauseating about that! I miss you! We'll have to do this when you come visit, if the weather prevails. It's like 30 minutes from my house, and it's gorgeous. Starts out wooded, and then opens up. Like 3 lakes on the way up. Maybe 2 waterfalls. Yeah. Take that bitch.

Love.