Story time!

Once upon a time, two awesome girls got drunk, and went on a party adventure. Then they took a break to nap in a church courtyard that they used to go to when they were in grade school. Where they ditched the religious bullshit to hang out with hooligans in a basement with painted wall and condoms. Sunburned and red, they walked/danced their way to a pretty lame bonfire. Then decided to leave, but not really. They had a magical man named Davey come pick them up, and take them to another lame party, that one of the girls was tooooo drunk for. So they walked home, in the rain, soaking wet shoes, clothes. But my sunburn felt a little better.

The End!